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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:56

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
No go.
share office space ...
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No way
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Scientists stunned to see humpback whales trying to send messages to humans - BBC Wildlife Magazine
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Official website of the International Federation of Sport Climbing. - ifsc climbing
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)