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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Then came..

'Call of Duty: Black Ops 7' to Star Milo Ventimiglia, Kiernan Shipka - Variety

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Apple will let third party music apps show animated artwork on the iPhone lock screen, not just Apple Music - 9to5Mac

They put up a sign reading

No go.

share office space ...

2025 NCAA baseball bracket: Men's College World Series scores, schedule - NCAA.com

No way

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Scientists stunned to see humpback whales trying to send messages to humans - BBC Wildlife Magazine

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

7-Day No-Sugar Anti-Inflammatory Meal Plan for High Blood Pressure, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Joe Milton gives 4 reasons why trade to Cowboys was a ‘blessing,’ shades Patriots’ offense - Boston.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Tesla's Imminent Valuation Crash? (NASDAQ:TSLA) - Seeking Alpha

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Official website of the International Federation of Sport Climbing. - ifsc climbing

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

AI Plays, MercadoLibre Lead Five Stocks Near Buy Points - Investor's Business Daily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can machines truly think? Can artificial intelligence surpass human intelligence, or is there an essential difference between human and machine cognition?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)